
(via f1nn1ck0dair)
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
(via pimpfresh)

I wrote a song with Zayn Malik naked because we were drunk.
I kissed Liam Payne naked and then he told me he was gay….seems legit.
I shared a bed with Niall Horan naked and he married me….. OKAY
I touched Liam Payne naked and he married me. awh yeah
(Source: thrustmehazza)